The Boob Blog
Boobs: you can't live with them and you can't live without them.
I've asked for assistance with this blog a while back, and I'm just now getting a chance to write it. It was actually a request sent through my email by a reader! Kinda odd request, probably a joke...but! Here it is. The Boob Blog.
I've questioned 5 people about the boob debate to find out just why people are so fascinated with them. Turns out; no one really knows. But here is what I gathered.
If you have boobs, people want to look at them ... for a really, really long time.
Use them as pillows. Sure, people can rest their weary head on them for a bit when while cuddling. Apparently boobs are just comfy. Greatest response, "umm, boobs. A comfortable pillow to rest thy head. Sometimes you just want to press your ear on them and listen to the ocean."
People love to treat boobs like a sexy basketball hoop. Just kick back and throw M&M's into cleavage because it's incredibly satisfying when something goes down. "I like boobs, I like basketball, and I like a challenge."
So just a public announcement after this boob blog, make sure you're taking care of them. Checkups when needed, family history, the whole nine yards! Save second base! Big or Small, save them all.
I've asked for assistance with this blog a while back, and I'm just now getting a chance to write it. It was actually a request sent through my email by a reader! Kinda odd request, probably a joke...but! Here it is. The Boob Blog.
I've questioned 5 people about the boob debate to find out just why people are so fascinated with them. Turns out; no one really knows. But here is what I gathered.
If you have boobs, people want to look at them ... for a really, really long time.
Use them as pillows. Sure, people can rest their weary head on them for a bit when while cuddling. Apparently boobs are just comfy. Greatest response, "umm, boobs. A comfortable pillow to rest thy head. Sometimes you just want to press your ear on them and listen to the ocean."
People love to treat boobs like a sexy basketball hoop. Just kick back and throw M&M's into cleavage because it's incredibly satisfying when something goes down. "I like boobs, I like basketball, and I like a challenge."
So just a public announcement after this boob blog, make sure you're taking care of them. Checkups when needed, family history, the whole nine yards! Save second base! Big or Small, save them all.
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