I'm a bitch, but I'm not a heartless bitch
I have been called a bitch because of my sassy attitude. What can I say…I get it from my momma. It’s a good thing I have developed a thick skin and words like bitch mean nothing to me. I get called a bitch on a weekly basis. But here is the thing. I may be a bitch, but I am not a heartless one. I care. I care about others a lot. I don’t care about me being called the word bitch, because what always amazes me is people tell me I am a bitch and expect it to be new information. Like I’m somehow going to be shocked and change my ways.
If you’re going to ask me for advice, do what I told you to do and do it the first time. Is that rude of me? To have a task done the first time around? Or when people ask for advice from me. I’m not wrong…so just listen. When I give you the advice I truly had your best interest at heart, I’m well aware my advice can be flawless and amazing or cause a huge mess in your life, and taking that gamble is up to you. If you don’t want to take my advice, fine. I still love you, I’m just not going to listen to you whine and complain any more when you don’t even want to try all your options. Repeatedly asking me for advice, and then not taking it is the quickest way to a dirty look and a remark along the lines of…”You know what fixes that? Bitching about it.” But if you listen, or have conversation with me...then I will listen and be there for you. But if you ask for my opinion and then disregard everything I tell you...then bye Felicia.
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And if it does? Please make me a gold plated name plaque for my desk that simply reads “BITCH”. I’m saying things to you, if you don’t like it, stop bringing your drama to me. We’re friends. If we weren’t I wouldn’t be sitting next to you, listening. I say things that may come off a bit rude and judgmental because I believe they’re true. I just answer your questions honestly and state my opinion. If you think I’m being mean to you, that’s your own problem.
In conclusion, you cannot ask for my honest opinion and then get upset at my honesty. If I didn’t like you, you would know. If I didn’t want to hear what you have to say, you would know. I don’t expect you to change at all, and I’m certainly not going to. I will remain your ‘bitch” friend for as long as you can stand it I guess, but it’s never going to change. So, here’s a straw…now suck it up. But remember, I may be a bitch…but I am not a heartless one.
If you’re going to ask me for advice, do what I told you to do and do it the first time. Is that rude of me? To have a task done the first time around? Or when people ask for advice from me. I’m not wrong…so just listen. When I give you the advice I truly had your best interest at heart, I’m well aware my advice can be flawless and amazing or cause a huge mess in your life, and taking that gamble is up to you. If you don’t want to take my advice, fine. I still love you, I’m just not going to listen to you whine and complain any more when you don’t even want to try all your options. Repeatedly asking me for advice, and then not taking it is the quickest way to a dirty look and a remark along the lines of…”You know what fixes that? Bitching about it.” But if you listen, or have conversation with me...then I will listen and be there for you. But if you ask for my opinion and then disregard everything I tell you...then bye Felicia.
Another thing that is reallllllly big.
I don’t think total honesty makes you a bitch.
And if it does? Please make me a gold plated name plaque for my desk that simply reads “BITCH”. I’m saying things to you, if you don’t like it, stop bringing your drama to me. We’re friends. If we weren’t I wouldn’t be sitting next to you, listening. I say things that may come off a bit rude and judgmental because I believe they’re true. I just answer your questions honestly and state my opinion. If you think I’m being mean to you, that’s your own problem.
In conclusion, you cannot ask for my honest opinion and then get upset at my honesty. If I didn’t like you, you would know. If I didn’t want to hear what you have to say, you would know. I don’t expect you to change at all, and I’m certainly not going to. I will remain your ‘bitch” friend for as long as you can stand it I guess, but it’s never going to change. So, here’s a straw…now suck it up. But remember, I may be a bitch…but I am not a heartless one.
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